Now that's some fly shit. In Illinois, a zoo is selling Christmas necklaces made of dried reindeer droppings covered in sparkles. Get this, not only are they $15 each, their "limited edition." Why of course! There's nothing worse than tipping the scales of supply and demand for such a hot item. Perceived value would plummet! Christmas would be ruined for the exclusive, upper class enthusiasts who wanted nothing more this year than to be one of the few donning their very own shitty necklaces. (All puns intended) "Before production begins, each “Gem” is dehydrated, sanitized in an autoclave machine, painted and drilled."